Should you choose the smoothest course?
Best of luck with this decision, bros. I’m glad you have this song to help you through it.
Thank you SO MUCH for removing your shoes from the hallway! Now if you could just deal with those socks…it would probably be best for everybody if you popped them in the laundry.
“ARGGGG chickenshit.”
I think that’s what I’m going to use when expressing how I feel about you now.
Congratulations!
Not only have we reached a balance where my music drowns out your music while I’m in my room but my ears get assaulted by your absurdly loud rap as soon as I open my door, but you’re cleaning!
Quick tip: Since you garbage is already in the black garbage bag, you can leave it next to the existing garbage can. This would allow space in the can for those of us who remove garbage from our rooms at a more frequent pace.
Dear inconsiderate roommate, If I wake up on my day off to your crappy rap music one more time, guess who's waking up to bagpipes at 7am? Sincerely, winning the roommate war.
Since the Disney/Showtunes/Country system isn’t working…
Consider yourselves warned, bros…now I just need bagpipe music.
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I’mma beat my girl like Chris Brown does!
Of all the things you could fake-rap, Bros, you picked this?
Dear Bros,
I don’t know what your room smelled like, but it must’ve been pretty bad for you to use Lysol to attempt to remedy it. And then leave the can in the middle your floor. Tired of me knowing all of this personal information about you? Close your door.
Dear Bros,
“Our room smells like piss man!” … I could have told you that. Also, please keep your door closed. We don’t want the hallway to also smell like piss.
TMI
“And then he had the first one between his legs…”
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I’ve got a left dick.
Dear bros, I don’t think I even want to know the context of this one…
